While you wait, a few more definitions:

18 Nov

I have several new books that I really love and would like to write about here, but [sing as if you’re Mick Jagger] ti-i-i-i-me hasn’t been on my side lately so I hereby offer you these choice kid definitions I’ve heard in the last two days:

Me: “What color is this?” [pointing to a gray spot]

Kid: “concrete.”

Me: “What does ‘soggy’ mean?”

Another kid: “gooey.”

Yet another kid: “When your food gets old, it gets soggy.”

Me: “How is an oval different from a circle?”

Still another kid: “It’s a circle laying down.”

Kids have THE BEST ways to explain things.

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