I bring you: these two interesting exchanges I had with a couple of boys this morning:
Boy #1 (pointing to my hand): “What’s that?”
Me: “Uh…my hand?”
Boy #1: “Why do you have it?”
Me: “Because…it grew there?”
And later…
Boy #2 (upon entering the classroom after outside time): “Welcome to our school, Miss Mary!”
Me: “Thank you! That was a very nice thing to say!”
Boy #2 follows up this pleasantry with: “I was being bad outside. I was wrestling.”
Me: “Oh, that makes me sad.”
I guess I bring out the confessional urge in people…
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hilarious!