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I’m sure there are LOTS of things you can do better than Justin Bieber.

26 Mar

After storytime, a girl came up to me and said excitedly, “I’m going roller skating after school today!”

“That sounds like fun,” I replied.

“Yeah, but I have to ask my mommy and daddy first. Because you can’t go skating every day by yourself!” she said knowingly.

“That’s true.”

“I can skate really fast,” she said excitedly.

“Can you?” I replied.

“Yes. I can skate faster than a cheetah, and faster than Justin Beiber!”

Now I haven’t done an exhaustive search for information on Justin Bieber’s*skating skills, but I suspect she’s telling the truth.

*Yes, I did have to go back and correct the spelling of Justin BIEber’s name. And I’m not ashamed of that.

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