Today in storytime we used my “Best Dressed Bear” flannel pieces to get bear ready for a party. I have pants, a shirt, socks, shoes, a jacket, hat, tie, and gloves.
He also has underwear,which I made for him due to popular preschooler demand (they kept telling me he had to put them on before pants).
Today, a young lady, responding to my question about what bear should put on before his pants, said this: “a girdle.”
Ahem…I believe the current correct term is “shapewear.”
I also had this priceless exchange with a young man:
Boy: “What are you? Like, a librarian?”
Me: “Yes, I’m a librarian! That’s exactly what I am!”
Boy: “I’m going to be a librarian when I grow up.”
Teacher: “I thought you said you were going to be a teacher!”
Boy: “I changed my mind.”
I WIN.
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