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This is not a Lionel Richie song.

15 Feb

Today’s edition of “things preschoolers say”:

I had just arrived at a school. The kids saw me from a distance and one said “it’s Miss Mary!”

A young lady immediately responded with “that’s not Miss Mary, that’s a lady.”

Presented without comment.

Things I Never Thought I’d Say In Storytime: Pt. 2

7 Apr

To a CHILD:

“Put your cellphone away. We’re not taking calls during storytime.”

[Okay, I admit, it looked like an old one with no battery. But she had it in her pocket and felt compelled to take it out and pretend to take a call during stories.]

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