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Things I Never Thought I’d Say In Storytime: Pt. 2

7 Apr

To a CHILD:

“Put your cellphone away. We’re not taking calls during storytime.”

[Okay, I admit, it looked like an old one with no battery. But she had it in her pocket and felt compelled to take it out and pretend to take a call during stories.]

Things I Never Thought I’d Say in Storytime #142

23 Feb

“If your shoes are going to talk during storytime then you’ll have to take them off.”

(She was wearing some kind of animal slippers and was making them talk to my puppet)

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